You are so DUMB!

If you’ve ever thrown out your back while reaching for a french fry or tore your hamstring playing hacky sack, you’re not alone.

Super 70s Sports asked on Twitter for followers to share the “dumbest freak injury” of their lives and it turns out many have hurt themselves in unusual ways.

One commenter admitted to burning his chest by ironing a shirt he was still wearing, while another dislocated a shoulder by pulling a six-pack ring apart.

Dropping a frozen turkey and smashing a toe? It’s there. So is breaking a rib while hunting Pokemon and fracturing a foot by falling out the front door.