I know this is a pretty serious first-world problem to have… but I have too many parties to go to, yet again.
Everyone tries to CLAIM Halloween as their own, and takes up the Saturday before/during. It’s tough man. You gotta pick your favorite friends, which obligations you want to honor, who you are ok disappointing to the point of being shunned and never invited to another party again…
But luckily I got my priorities straight… Blaze Hell-o-Ween is my FAVORITE party of the year and it’s THIS WEEKEND!!!!
Am I going spooky? Sexy? Or Silly? Come to find out!