My house is the best trick-or-treat house, fight me.

Just when we said we weren’t going to level up this year… we did. I get a sick amount of pride from seeing the faces of little kids slightly concerned as to whether or not there’s a real monster in that coffin.

Last year, a kid said “You know you live in a vampire house right?”

Yes, yes I do.

And next year, it’ll be even spookier.